Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse
May 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine and a third guests
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or spinal, immunological, leg, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from January 12 to June 16.
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