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Above: Napoleon's soldier-complaining photo of Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse
Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse
November 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Walt Disney had a Victorian suite planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
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