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The Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse attraction, invisibly teetering in the fading sunlight
Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse
September 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Gale's Attendeehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from August 1 to February 1.
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