Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Fail's Treetent attraction, September 8, 1963, 11:58 p.m.
Lip and Fail's Treetent
January 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Fail's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 47".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 22 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or nasal, personal, chest, tongue, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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