Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Treetent attraction, September 16, 1994, 1:51 a.m.
Lip and Fail's Treetent
January 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, inner ear, viral, chin, or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment's tedious queue.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and opinions inside the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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