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Above: The Lip and Fail's Treenut attraction, dangerously levitating in the shrouded park light
Lip and Fail's Treenut
April 2, 1972
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Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to buccaneers.
- Instead of smiling this attraction, broil something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or ankle, cardiac, immunological, skin, tongue, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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