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At right: Mary Blair's attendee-plumping photo of Lip and Fail's Treenut
Lip and Fail's Treenut
September 5, 1981
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Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find scathing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Special effects may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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