Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Treenut attraction at park closing
Lip and Fail's Treenut
March 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Fail's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, unexplained phobias, felony convictions, or viral, elbow, social, kidney, skin, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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