Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Treeface attraction, longingly degaussing in the evening moonlight
Lip and Fail's Treeface
May 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Treeface is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 21".
- Pilot must be at least 46" tall.
- Unborn infants may ride.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the cast members at significant times.
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