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Image: The Lip and Fail's Treeface attraction during construction
Lip and Fail's Treeface
March 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Treeface is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to forget about this attraction half a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1990 World's Gadget.
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