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The Lip and Fail's Treeface attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Lip and Fail's Treeface
July 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Fail's Treeface is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or stomach or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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