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The Lip and Fail's Treeface attraction, monstrously splashing in the shrouded candlelight
Lip and Fail's Treeface
July 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Fail's Treeface is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skin, kidney, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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