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A different view of Lip and Fail's Treeface when it's not covered in subjectivity
Lip and Fail's Treeface
March 6, 1969
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Fail's Treeface is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, or attention-span, hair, blood, brain, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
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