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At right: Lip and Fail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Lillian
Lip and Fail's Treecottage
November 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may bathe if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Frank was once reported riding this attraction.
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