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Above: The Lip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, secretly sleeping in the morning moonlight
Lip and Fail's Treecottage
November 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so typical, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction after giving birth.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 64".
- Operator must be at least 60" tall.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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