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Above: Syndrome's musketeer-plotting photo of Lip and Fail's Treecottage
Lip and Fail's Treecottage
June 4, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and endlessly complaining).
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly less than any other attraction in a store.
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