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The Lip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride at dusk

At right: The Lip and Fail's Treecottage thrill ride at dusk

Lip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 29, 1965
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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