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The Lip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at park opening

The Lip and Fail's Treecottage attraction at park opening

Lip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1998
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Ten toons

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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