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The Lip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, shyly creeping in the evening moonlight
Lip and Fail's Treecottage
October 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32 nanoseconds (or 16 nanoseconds and wearing balls).
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from March 3 until something like August 18.
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