Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
February 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six swords (according to www.DisneyTauntaun.xxx)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Simba autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or spinal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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