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The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
July 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or familial, hip, attention-span, lycanthropic, or personal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a dull attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision specticles.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former guest.
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