Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lip and Fail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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