Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride, fabulously elevating in the morning sunlight
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your children and strollers within the cast members at appropriate times.
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