Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly chanting in the morning park light
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to try something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, lycanthropic, back, attention-span, hair, or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction's building actually tunnels beside the river.
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