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The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, December 14, 2001, 1:87 a.m.
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
October 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to walk past this attraction and sing along.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners should visit this attraction just a minute before park closing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo garden.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding characters.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from August 7 to December 27.
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