Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, March 4, 1971, 1:50 a.m.
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, try something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- The real sword is cunninglyartificial.
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