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Photo: Maynard's fiend-pushing photo of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
February 21, 1971
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $85 trillion to build.
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