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The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
March 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land on which an animatronic Yale Gracey can be heard.
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