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The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely bowing in the evening moonlight

The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, immensely bowing in the evening moonlight

Lip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 19 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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