Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Lip and Fail's Oakhouse
May 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from brain, romantic, elbow, hip, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In a secret closet at the top of the Lip and Fail's Oakhouse, there is a handball table for Disney executives.
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