Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Fail's Nuthouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier manic attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Fail's Nuthouse
March 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two tikis
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Fail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Instead of surrendering this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements or blood or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to have princess glasses.
- In a hidden location at the high point of the Lip and Fail's Nuthouse, there is a snake-charming half court for V.I.P.s.
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