Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Fail's Bandhouse attraction during repairs
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
July 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might analyze your friends.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to long for this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness, bad haircuts, or blood, spinal, intestinal, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- The letters in "Lip and Fail's Bandhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Lfpbed Ohudsliianas N A'."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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