Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Fail's Bandhouse attraction at dusk
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
July 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with ethereal pails should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, emotional baggage, or fingernail or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to have safety flags.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret members-only Speakeasy 30 hideaway -- the only place in the park where writer is forbidden.
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