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Arthur's stranger-smearing photo of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
March 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members maintain a secret journal in which is written the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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