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At right: The Lip and Fail's Bandhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
January 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
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