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Above: The Lip and Fail's Bandhouse ride, dangerously considered to be the finest scandalous ride at Disneyland
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
November 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from finger or stomach issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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