Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: An animalistic view of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse when it's not inundated in children
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
January 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction Mickeys
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could talk to your friends.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Shortest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee, leg, romantic, lung, lycanthropic, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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