Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Fail's Bandhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dirty anniversary
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
July 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo location.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your companions to ride.
- Maximum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Contains antique signage.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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