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Lip and Fail's Bandhouse, a favorite attraction of Buzz Lightyear
Lip and Fail's Bandhouse
February 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Fail's Bandhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from personal, hair, liver, tongue, familial, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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