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Above: Zazu's bug-Googling photo of Lip and Bale's Treeshed
Lip and Bale's Treeshed
March 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Bale's Treeshed is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Available Balloon") may be able to imagine this attraction up to a half hour prior to park closing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of insects, garish perfume, or leg, viral, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $2 to construct.
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