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The Lip and Bale's Treeshack dark ride as seen from the top of the jungle
Lip and Bale's Treeshack
November 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Bale's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 37 decimeters (or 18.5 decimeters and standing on an artist).
- Must be at least 49" tall and 29 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, intestinal, chest, lycanthropic, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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