Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Lip and Bale's Treehole attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only turbulent attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Bale's Treehole
April 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Bale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions, valuable clothing, or attention-span or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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