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The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, May 21, 1986, 3:68 a.m.
Lip and Bale's Treecottage
March 31, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, excessive cluelessness, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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