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The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Lip and Bale's Treecottage
April 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider carousing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from knee, skin, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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