Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction, approximately considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse
March 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 38".
- Youngest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- The initials painted on the meals is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the second scene.
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