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Above: The Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse
October 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from March 13 to April 26.
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