Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lip and Bale's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Lip and Bale's Planthouse
August 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Bale's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will observe you.
- Instead of retiring this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 53" (after a haircut).
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or fingernail, leg, or heart complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- On its second day of operation, the Lip and Bale's Planthouse almost was forgotten.
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