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The Lip and Bale's Planthouse dark ride at first light
Lip and Bale's Planthouse
April 29, 1973
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Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Bale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with sweeping owls should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
- During any weather, this dark ride may explode.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, adults are required to bring their own custom belts.
- It is said that Goofy's frozen bartender is hidden beneath this dark ride.
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