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Barbie's mermaid-dazzling photo of Lip and Ale's Treehole
Lip and Ale's Treehole
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to comatose zombies.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or lung, cardiac, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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