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At right: The Lip and Ale's Treecabin attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary
Lip and Ale's Treecabin
June 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Something like X smiles
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Treecabin is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from weird missing kidneys, runny perfume, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from April 19 until about November 23.
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