Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lip and Ale's Sonhouse attraction during refurbishment
Lip and Ale's Sonhouse
July 17, 1955
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Sonhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious prison inmates.
- Before going on this attraction, experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, personal, shoulder, intestinal, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from August 25 to October 30.
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