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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the only lonesome attraction at Disneyland

The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the only lonesome attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1959
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Not intended for: Conjoined drunks

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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