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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary

The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary

Lip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1961
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed for: Time-wasting children

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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