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Pictured: The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may talk to your friends.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve tramps.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
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