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Lip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Monstro
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Pregnant buccaneers should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from odd extra limbs or attention-span or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from April 20 through October 19.
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