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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed dating couples:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a faithful attraction, viewers are required to buy precision specticles.
- Cruella De Vil was on hand to see this attraction during her lifetime.
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