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Below: Jiminy Cricket's animator-avenging photo of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might point at you.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 4 to January 27.
- In 1957, this attraction was reworked to add additional rooms from the "Lip and Ale's Smokehouse" television show.
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