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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Hong Kong

Lip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1956
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Designed by: Money-grubbing infants

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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