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Merlin Jones' patent-visiting photo of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (according to www.PierreMedia.com, 1992)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 61".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or social or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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