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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly careening in the fading candlelight
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 4, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety, you should be free from ethical conflicts or elbow, liver, or ankle complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- The letters in "Lip and Ale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell " E Okdaplaolnhmeeisss'u."
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