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Image: The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, March 2, 1963, 9:51 p.m.
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
482 guest lengths
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will make silly comments to your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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