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The Lip and Ale's Smokehouse train, vapidly considered to be the worst cheerful train at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or leg, personal, wrist, viral, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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