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Steve Jobs' watcher-twirling photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
January 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four dollars
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37 points.
- Maximum height 56".
- Driver must be at least 55" tall.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young consumers.
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