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Above: A corporate view of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse when it's covered in darkness
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
July 19, 1955
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this ride.
- Cast members keep a detailed journal in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this ride.
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