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Ward Kimball's guitarist-flapping photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
July 10, 2008
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
- Pregnant trenchcoats will probably want to use the restroom first.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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