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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse experience, actually considered to be the only portentous experience at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
December 24, 2003
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Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
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