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A Smoky view of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse when it's inundated in darkness

Below: A Smoky view of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse when it's inundated in darkness

Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1978
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for frequent visitors: Three and a smidge princesses (from "The Diver" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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