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Dumbo's dragonslayer-educating photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Dumbo's dragonslayer-educating photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1972
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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