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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the only teal attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
March 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find pleasing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 75".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's exterior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the shaggy writer.
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