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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse dark ride during repairs

Above: The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse dark ride during repairs

Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 23, 2000
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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