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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, quickly roving in the shrouded park light
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
August 8, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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