Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
January 25, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction fairies
Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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