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Above: The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, July 9, 1960, 2:46 p.m.
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
August 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from a famous Disney bubble.
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