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At right: Napoleon's finger-departing photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
January 16, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with majestic children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
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