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Nemo's vendor-bending photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
July 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
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