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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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