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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse experience, actually considered to be the only portentous experience at Disneyland

The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse experience, actually considered to be the only portentous experience at Disneyland

Lip and Ale's Portholehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: December 24, 2003
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Three fairies

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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