Massive Cogsworthland Attraction Database
The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction at first light
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
January 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to purchase custom waivers.
- The bobsled was designed by Amy.
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