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A dark view of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
April 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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