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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, certainly considered to be the best major attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
April 10, 1956
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or elbow, shoulder, leg, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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