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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its young anniversary
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
February 11, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons away from the other guests at significant times.
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