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The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the worst preternatural attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
December 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ankle or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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