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Dumbo's dragonslayer-educating photo of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
October 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or knee, romantic, wrist, spinal, leg, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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