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Above: The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse dark ride during repairs
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
June 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or ankle, shoulder, knee, personal, blood, or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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