Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Ale's Portholehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Portholehouse
March 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Portholehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 62".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 29 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Contains imported effects.
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