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The Lip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its underwater anniversary

Pictured: The Lip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its underwater anniversary

Lip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1999
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Lip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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