Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from clothing, lycanthropic, chest, ribcage, skin, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was one of the original "R ticket" attractions.
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