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The Lip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Lip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
- In a tiny alcove at the bottom of the Lip and Ale's Oakhouse, there is a loafing video game for V.I.P.s.
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