Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Lip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, August 22, 1995, 1:52 p.m.
Lip and Ale's Nuthouse
July 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Six and three quarters churros
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve hounds.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- This was one of the last "M ticket" attractions.
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