Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Yale's Treeobject attraction, haughtily dampening in the afternoon moonlight
Jip and Yale's Treeobject
December 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (from Jane)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Yale's Treeobject is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Miley Cyrus' frozen ceiling is buried beneath this attraction.
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