Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Jip and Yale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
Jip and Yale's Treehut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 2011
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Yale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness, trendy clothing, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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