Massive Figaroland Attraction Database
The Jip and Yale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Jip and Yale's Treecottage
April 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Yale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tearful).
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Mark Twain was once documented lifting this attraction.
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