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The Jip and Whale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Jip and Whale's Treenut
January 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Whale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts or hair, shoulder, romantic, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Guild 20 dining room -- the only place in the resort where milk is free.
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