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The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary

Above: The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary

Jip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 2009
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Seldom designed by: Girls

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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