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Above: The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Jip and Whale's Smokehouse
March 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from June 8 until perhaps September 3.
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