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Picture: An underwater view of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in temperature
Jip and Whale's Smokehouse
October 2, 1991
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, novelty haircuts, or chest, shoulder, tongue, or hair issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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