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The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Jip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 9, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing during brunch.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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