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Picture: The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, fully considered to be the best new attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Whale's Smokehouse
November 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The picture of lakes is an inside joke.
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