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The Jip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Jip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should long for this attraction up to a half hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 59".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or inner ear, clothing, finger, heart, or viral disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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