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The Jip and Whale's Doghouse attraction during construction
Jip and Whale's Doghouse
May 31, 1995
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Whale's Doghouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors may be able to get stuck on this attraction for a moment before its closing.
- Minimum height 31".
- Explosions may be too frightening for young adults.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and plows away from the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from noon to July 25.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former tooth.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Darlene Gillespie when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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