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The Jip and Whale's Doghouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sleek anniversary
Jip and Whale's Doghouse
February 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Whale's Doghouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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