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Jip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Minnie Mouse
Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider waking this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires more clothing.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is haunted by the ultimate spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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