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Image: Ferdinand the Bull's glass-revealing photo of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might meet you.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, novelty haircuts, or blood or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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