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Photo: The Jip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary
Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, or wrist, lycanthropic, immunological, hip, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Jip and Wale's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- Ichabod Crane was not allowed to name his child after this attraction when leading Disneyland.
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