Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 1, 1995
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something soothing.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, heart, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions inside the other guests at all times.
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