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Jip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Jip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 16, 2009
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to burn safety specticles.
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