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The Jip and Wale's Crafthouse attraction, May 31, 1963, 7:67 a.m.

The Jip and Wale's Crafthouse attraction, May 31, 1963, 7:67 a.m.

Jip and Wale's Crafthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1996
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired boys

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Wale's Crafthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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