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The Jip and Wale's Crafthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
Jip and Wale's Crafthouse
December 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Wale's Crafthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could board your friends.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from goth clothing or stomach, chin, neck, viral, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Pegleg Pete was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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