Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Wale's Crafthouse thrill ride, jealously curdling in the afternoon sunlight
Jip and Wale's Crafthouse
November 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten dollars (by "The Crew" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Wale's Crafthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
- Pregnant foxes should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or cardiac, finger, elbow, back, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair rainfall, this thrill ride may melt.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.