Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jip and Wale's Cabhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Jip and Wale's Cabhouse
July 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Jip and Wale's Cabhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons within the attraction at most times or else.
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