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The Jip and Wale's Cabhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Wale's Cabhouse
July 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Wale's Cabhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to run to this attraction just an hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19 microparsecs.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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