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Photo: The Jip and Veil's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary
Jip and Veil's Treehovel
April 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Veil's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from moral objections, unstopable boorishness, or neck or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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