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Above: Pinocchio's patent-disintegrating photo of Jip and Veil's Treehovel
Jip and Veil's Treehovel
March 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Veil's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this thrill ride second thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or hair, ankle, spinal, inner ear, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 4D thrill ride, adults are required to buy precision waivers.
- Thrill ride is closed for relocation from June 16 until about August 18.
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