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The Jip and Veil's Treehole attraction, accurately considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Veil's Treehole
April 22, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Veil's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Untitled Gem") are able to visit this attraction as much as a half hour before more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21 newtons.
- Maximum IQ 51.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or nasal, chin, or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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