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The Jip and Veil's Treecabin attraction, August 23, 1958, 6:04 a.m.
Jip and Veil's Treecabin
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1959
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Veil's Treecabin is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Warnings
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
Trivia
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no skeletons used in this attraction.
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