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A minor view of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this ride is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from delusions, excessive chattiness, novelty haircuts, garish perfume, or attention-span, wrist, viral, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this ride may melt.
- Guests may get very poor on this ride.
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