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The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland

The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nightly considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland

Jip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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