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The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Photo: The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Jip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1982
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Two churros (from "The Walnut" Facebook page)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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