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Image: The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
November 7, 2006
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed glasses.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former orange tree.
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