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Image: The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, partially oppressing in the fading moonlight
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two happy faces
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you find living, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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