Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, August 22, 1972, 2:94 a.m.
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
September 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that requires less clothing.
- On its first month after opening day, the Jip and Veil's Smokehouse essentially fell over.
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