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The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 16, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Information
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from February 5 until perhaps March 8.
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