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Jip and Veil's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Condorman
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities may be able to get stuck on this attraction half a minute before park closing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant bananas won't want to not ride.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and strollers away from the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Walt Disney had a happy workroom hidden next to this attraction.
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