Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
June 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or back, wrist, tongue, inner ear, intestinal, or stomach issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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