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Photo: The Jip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Jip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (from "The Walnut" Facebook page)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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