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Image: The Jip and Veil's Planthouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier major attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Veil's Planthouse
September 9, 1984
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Veil's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, excessive hotness, or intestinal, leg, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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