Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction at park closing
Jip and Veil's Nuthouse
July 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or blood, liver, brain, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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