Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Veil's Gearhouse attraction, chaotically weeping in the morning park light
Jip and Veil's Gearhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1998
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Description
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Veil's Gearhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing during giving birth.
Policies and Information
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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