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Above: The Jip and Veil's Gearhouse attraction, chaotically cranking in the evening sunlight
Jip and Veil's Gearhouse
May 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Veil's Gearhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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