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Above: Jip and Veil's Cartoonhouse, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Jip and Veil's Cartoonhouse
December 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Veil's Cartoonhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or intestinal, familial, romantic, skin, ribcage, or finger problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The glow of Jip and Veil's Cartoonhouse can be spotted from as far away as the south.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
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