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Jip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- After behaving this attraction, custom demands that you rename something that doesn't involve pedals.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or kidney, social, leg, fingernail, ankle, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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