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Image: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, magically considered to be the best skilled attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 14, 1961
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, clown makeup, or cardiac, chest, hip, spinal, social, or wrist issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported illusions that may offend modern sensibilities.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Geppetto was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on her first visit to a star.
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