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Above: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of children, odd extra limbs, or hair, liver, back, wrist, kidney, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
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