Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its beloved anniversary
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 7, 2000
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, wrist, attention-span, chin, or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses away from the attraction at all times.
- This attraction may have cost less than $380 million to rebuild.
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