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Picture: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven toons
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different ambiance.
- For your health, you should be free from weird phobias, garish makeup, or familial complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from October 15 until something like May 7.
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