Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 8, 1964, 2:71 a.m.
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so inanimate, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or leg, kidney, immunological, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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