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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- Before a 1987 refurbishment, new wagons were added to the churning room display.
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