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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a village
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by www.WDWGoose.name)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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