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Photo: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five pirates
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may stay if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 44".
- Oldest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- This was one of the few remaining "S ticket" attractions.
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