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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse ride at park opening
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by moms, then you may want to avoid this ride.
- Instead of stunning this ride, it's recommended that you look for something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 43".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This ride closes at dawn.
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