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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Never targeted at:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hip, skin, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Eye of The Yard.
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