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The Jip and Tale's Planthouse attraction at park opening

The Jip and Tale's Planthouse attraction at park opening

Jip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1973
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Three churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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