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The Jip and Tale's Jarhouse attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Jip and Tale's Jarhouse
October 25, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (from visitor Horace Horsecollar)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Tale's Jarhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can queue up for this attraction for a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to have safety pants.
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