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The Jip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, softly considered to be the only minor attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Tale's Bushhouse
May 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland legends are able to queue up for this attraction half a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
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