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Above: Jip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Schweitzer
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 47 kilometers.
- This train closes at dusk.
- Make sure to maintain your children and tikis within the other guests at significant times or else.
- Train is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from February 5 through August 14.
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