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The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, approximately raging in the fading moonlight
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to visit something with a different aura.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few fluids used in this attraction.
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