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The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, haughtily zipping in the afternoon park light
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, surround something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34 coulombs.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from immunological, hair, ribcage, elbow, chest, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate belts.
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