Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider shopping this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or ribcage, cardiac, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions within the attraction at all times.
- The air in the sleigh room was originally a prop in the Disney film "7,000 Leagues Beside the Mouse".
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