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Pictured: The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Warnings
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at random.
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