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Jip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Schweitzer

Above: Jip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Schweitzer

Jip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 15, 2013
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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