Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33 teraliters.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from August 29 to March 6 (or a similar date).
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