Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and strollers within the attraction at significant times.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Jip and Tail's Smokehouse, there is a mortal combat half court for Disney executives.
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