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The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, brightly flying in the fading sunlight

The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, brightly flying in the fading sunlight

Jip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1982
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Two churros

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Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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