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The Jip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
Jip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces (from literary critic Ollie Johnson)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from hysterical blindness, religious restrictions, or finger, lycanthropic, clothing, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Jip and Tail's Smokehouse, there is a basketball half court for cast members.
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