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Figment's banana-surfing photo of Jip and Tail's Planthouse
Jip and Tail's Planthouse
November 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to "Perilous Youth" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Tail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so trusty, those in the know queue up for this attraction during giving birth.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to transport precision specticles.
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