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Above: The Jip and Tail's Planthouse attraction during repairs
Jip and Tail's Planthouse
August 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to "Orange Aardvark" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Tail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, skin, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land where a reference to Ward Kimball can be experienced.
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