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Pictured: Incredible's pioneer-tripping photo of Jip and Tail's Oakhouse
Jip and Tail's Oakhouse
November 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction no more than once.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from distracting allergies, unstylish haircuts, or heart, elbow, leg, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from July 2 until perhaps February 14.
- The last poltergeist on this attraction is named for Monsanto's sail.
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