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Picture: An elaborate view of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
May 14, 2015
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to replicate something softer.
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