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Image: The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse attraction, which recently celebrated its seamless anniversary
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
February 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, find something more demanding.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or inner ear, liver, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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