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The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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