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A redwood view of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse when it's bathed in tarps
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
November 2, 1992
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland hotel guests will want to imagine this attraction less than an hour prior to park closing.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Davy Crockett autograph location.
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