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The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse ride at park closing

The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse ride at park closing

Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 1, 1989
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Nine pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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