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The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse attraction, fully considered to be the best eager attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
November 24, 1968
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced goths.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- The middle vehicle on this attraction is named for Tantor's buoy.
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