Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse attraction, July 24, 1988, 5:41 p.m.
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
December 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you find erupting, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from skin, liver, brain, or back complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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