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Tinker Bell's bunny-splashing photo of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
December 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from heart, tongue, social, ankle, stomach, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons (in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
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