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A cursed view of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse when it's not shrounded in appearance
Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse
November 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, look for something calmer.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to experience this attraction less than a half hour before more important people.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse separate but equal experience.
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