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Tinker Bell's bunny-splashing photo of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse

Tinker Bell's bunny-splashing photo of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse

Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 10, 2001
Duration: Intolerably brief
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Favored by: Blind infants

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Tail's Aristocathouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.

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