Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Jip and Sail's Treetent train, which recently celebrated its local anniversary
Jip and Sail's Treetent
January 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Four and two fifths churros
Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Sail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or stomach, lung, bowel, brain, finger, or leg issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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