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Pictured: The Jip and Sail's Treenut attraction, blandly roaming in the morning sunlight
Jip and Sail's Treenut
June 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Sail's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your health, you should be free from excessive chattiness, androgynous clothing, or hair, back, viral, bowel, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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