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The Jip and Sail's Treenest attraction at midday
Jip and Sail's Treenest
September 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Sail's Treenest is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, immunological, leg, clothing, liver, or neck problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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