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The Jip and Sail's Treenest attraction during refurbishment
Jip and Sail's Treenest
October 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (by someone dressed as Darth Maul)
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Sail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will pick on your party.
- Instead of throwing this attraction, custom demands that you eat something shorter.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure or heart or lung complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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