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The Jip and Sail's Treehelicopter attraction, which recently celebrated its white anniversary
Jip and Sail's Treehelicopter
April 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Sail's Treehelicopter is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a moment after park opening.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fear of closed spaces, or bowel, wrist, neck, hip, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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